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    9/14/2005

    70 分咋来的

      昨日被一奸诈狡猾卑鄙下流无耻不要脸人(以下简称 ‘奸人’)陷害,给点名了。朕甚为不爽,哈。
     
      游戏规则只怕人人都知道了,即:说出自己的五个怪癖。开头点名上家(点你名的奸人),结尾要点名 5 个 下家,并且注明五个人的链接。被点名的 5 个人依照此法,在各自的 Space 接龙。如此循环散播,滔滔不绝,流毒无穷。

      上家:Drifter
     
    Ingus 五大怪癖
     

    :上班喜欢睡觉、睡觉时喜欢梦到上班。所以总的来说,每天工作八小时。
    2:听音乐爱听头不爱听尾,iPod 的 ‘快进’ 键被我磨得油光亮闪。
    :喝饮料永远不喝最后一口,怕喝到渣子。就算是矿泉水我也怕。
    :上馆子最怕剩菜,如果剩的话坚决不带回家,怕雪柜里的霉菌进化成脊椎动物。
    :路上见到女生喜欢心里打分。见到高于 70 分的 MM 喜欢用 Terminator 的扫描方式仔细观察。有时还把 Arnold 的台词贯彻到底:“Gimme your cloth. All of it. Now.” 

     
      心里天人交战,斗争了半天。好想好想学学《飞狐》里面苗人凤的那种决心,立志要化解这场百余年来纠缠不清的仇怨,让这 Chain Post 至我而绝,不再殃及池鱼。
     
      可惜,忍不住。没法子,我太八了,嘿嘿。下面五位请站起来(In No Particular Order):
     
     
      各位乡亲父老怨有头,债有主,千万别和我过不去。要不是 Drifter 这奸人点我的名,你们也就不会倒这个霉给我点了。找他算帐去吧~

    考虑自己怪癖的时候,看完了《FF7 Advent Children》。这片子的 CG 动画好得让人目瞪口呆,比之前的《FF Spirits Within》又明显向前迈了一大步。角色设计蛮棒,尤其 Cloud 的那把七锋剑,酷毙了。故事嘛,如果没玩过 FF7 那款游戏,可能会给搞得晕头转向,不过老实说,还是比徐老怪的《七剑》易懂。


    有几个朋友在 MSN Messenger 上问我那 70 分的标准咋算的,粗略说一下:

    • 首先,FOB 得太厉害的,绝无可能。
    • 一眼看去像李莫愁、灭绝师太、东方不败的,我怕!
    • 手里千万别有支烟,我没吸二手烟瘾。
    • 然后嘛,身高别低于 150,也别高于 170。女生显高嘛,我这白羊座很死要面子的,嘻。
    • 头发不能过腰 (怕 “神龙摆尾” 那招)。
    • 胸围不能超过 40D (还怕 “流星赶月” 那招)。
    • 体重别低于90 lb,但也别超过 160 lb。能任由自己身体超重的女生,自制力不会太强。
    • 化妆别比城墙厚,否则她卸妆后会变一个人。(联想到 “画皮” 了)
    • 香水不能太浓,隔一条街能闻道的话,这个 MM 一定不喜欢洗澡。
    • 衣服得穿得合身有品味,这种文化气质没得假装。太过盲目追时髦的女生我怕,但是太随便的一样不好。连自己都不会打扮的女生,IQ EQ 高极有限。
    • 鞋自然得好看,但是穿得舒服更重要。最怕女生为了好看来糟蹋自己的双脚。不会走路的千万别穿四寸以上的高跟鞋,否则我能笑出声来。
    • 脸嘛,其实最难说,因为这审美观人人不一样,我自己就喜欢比较有个性,轮廓清晰的那种。一眼看得出整过容的就免了,连个好点的整容医生都不会找的女生,IQ……

    这些其实并不算太苛刻吧?全部达到者,便 70 分了。See?  Pretty Easy 啦 ~

    经过进一步的交往认识后,我往往会进行内部二次分数调整:

    • 天性欢快开朗者加 40 分,多愁善感者减 40 分。
    • 每懂一门外语加 20 分,方言加 10 分,惟独懂法文者,倒扣 200 分,格杀勿论。哈~
    • 在我之前如果有男朋友,每一个加 5 分:有经验的女生比较知道自己要什么,容易开开心心。她开心我就开心,良性循环嘛。
    • 假如我是她的第一个男友,倒扣 50 分:幻想太多,不着边际、要这怕那,顾前顾后,我顶不顺。当然,到了我这年纪,这种女生很少会碰上,善哉、善哉。
    • 每一种业余爱好(跳舞、滑雪、模型,etc)加 10 分。五秒种里面说不出一种的倒扣 70 分。最怕连玩都不会玩的孩子。
    • 学心理、谍报、神学、哲学、牙医的,每样倒扣 100,Self Explanatory。
    • 差点忘了最重要的一点:如果认识我之前就喜欢打游戏的,加 30 分。竟然喜欢打街机的,加 50 分。只要是不介意我打游戏的,也能加 15 分。但是,如果喜欢的游戏竟然是 EA 出的,倒扣 10 分:没 Taste 啊~

    其实,还有第三次分数调整的,不过嘛,那就……哈哈,不可云~ 可惜,我看得上眼的女生看不上我。大概自古以来人类的悲哀吧,得不到的总是最好的。否则女生也不会叫男生贱骨头了~

     

    Katie, 我有点好奇你那个 | 哇 | 喔 | 哦 | 嗯 | 呃 | 咦 | 标准是怎么算的了? Come on,介绍一下?呵呵。

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    Sept. 2
    静 欧阳wrote:
    原来白羊男生是这样???可见男女真是很有别。。。
    June 2
    Rachel NGwrote:
    得不到總是最好的...............opps~
    May 24
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    Karen wrote:
    我也是白羊呢,不知道Ingus是幾號生日的,哈哈。。。
    Oct. 9
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    chen7609 wrote:
    你真的很能侃 。。。不过,刁钻起来有点尖酸刻薄
    典型的白羊,自我中心很严重!
    Oct. 7
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    Karen wrote:
    还有那个,懂一门外文,还有方言怎么算? 呵呵...听得懂,不会说的怎么算呢????

    加加减减的,似乎没有几分了呢~
    Oct. 6
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    Karen wrote:
    严格上来讲,真的不算怪癖了,还好...
    Oct. 6
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    自行车上的公主 wrote:
    呵呵,不好意思!是你说你怪癖,我才说你怪癖man,挺好的名字啊。
    那你给自己打几分啊,怪癖man对自己有多大信心
    Sept. 26
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    -月亮河- wrote:
    ingus兄,为什么学psychology 还有什么什么、谍报、神学、哲学、牙医的的要倒扣一百分?这样我觉得很不公平也。。
    长头发过腰也错,你很挑嘛~~
    Sept. 26
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    自行车上的公主 wrote:
    别以为有怪癖了不起,你是五个指头的小拇指。哈哈!
    而且你那怪癖也太普通了吧,不打击你,连怪癖都没个性!
    哈哈哈哈哈。。。。。。
    Sept. 25
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    katiekatiefroggie wrote:
    嗯?人都散了吧。。。
    来,让我在一百一十七级的高楼楼顶上插上一面小旗 ^.^

    |~[Katie]~~
    Sept. 19
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    fanjun67 wrote:
    这段子好。我引了!!
    Sept. 18
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    icy_bingbing wrote:
    难怪你这个帖子会人气这么旺,你的答案一定是合格的,一个认真负责的好同志,应该受到嘉奖,呵呵,奖励你一首歌,中秋快乐,没法邮寄,你自己哼哼吧!
    Sept. 18
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    Drifter wrote:
    Charlene,

    你这叫只知其一不知其二啦。
    those 2 "men" are different men.
    "Men" in "men are from Mars" are your "men",
    and i am earth men.
    different standard.

    Capisca?
    Sept. 18
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    charlenesitu wrote:
    D, look back at what u said, again...ummm

    yeah, Mars.
    men are from Mars, u know, lol.

    Published By Drifter (http://spaces.msn.com/members/driftinnycwinte...) - 9/17/2005 12:30 PM

    .....conclusion; u r a normal human being , but not belong to "men" categogry?!!! ummmmmm, big deal....ha ha ha
    Sept. 18
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    橙色的Nobody wrote:
    呵呵,我说呢这怎么人人都数着数儿的喊高。一目十行,把您的这句给错过了。不过从小就是99,回帖回个100,也不错了。 咱们后知后觉,多多见谅!
    Sept. 18
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    Drifter wrote:
    Charlene,
    me ? no way. i am a normal human being. i will enjoy staying on earth.
    i was gonna take YOU to the aliens.
    Sept. 17
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    charlene wrote:
    还真是高处不胜寒啊...哈哈哈...

    Ingus....u know... pround means "pound and proud" la ....ha ha ha , like "spanglish" .... americans are overweight and have american ego..... lol~ dun wanna say it too obviously...cuz after all i'm in america...ha ha ha...

    D, from Mars? ummmmmmmm, wooooow, u r alien? lol~
    Sept. 17
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    Drifter wrote:
    咱要有那本事通知得着他老人家,
    咱就直接找 小布 去领 2500 万悬赏金了。
    Sept. 17
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    IngusMW wrote:
    估计还是您佬给通知来的。。。
    Sept. 17

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